{"product_id":"i-used-to-have-functional-brain-cells-checkered-sparkle-kids-dtf-transfer","title":"I Used to Have Functional Brain Cells Now I Have Kids DTF Transfer","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny mom DTF transfer packs 'I Used to Have Functional Brain Cells — Now I Have Kids' into a bold black distressed lettering design accented with checkered racing stripes and glittery sparkle stars on a no-nonsense layout built for maximum laughs. Ready to press DTF transfer, heat press and go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTee shirt makers and small shop owners building a funny mom or parent humor collection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafting mama personalizing a relatable gift tee for a fellow mom who will absolutely feel seen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest friends and sisters looking for the perfect sarcastic statement shirt for a mom in their crew.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePress it on:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTees, hoodies, and sweatshirts — the bold black ink pops on any color blank, especially darks and neutrals that let the distressed texture shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for mom squad outings, Mother's Day markets, craft fairs, and any event where parent humor sells itself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCanvas totes make a great pairing — a funny mom needs somewhere to carry all the snacks she didn't ask to carry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eHot peel, quick re-press, next blank — that's the whole sequence, and once you're in the rhythm you won't want to stop. Full color, crisp edges, no surprises. Run three coordinating pieces or a full craft fair circuit order and the results stay consistent throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Tee Transfers","offers":[{"title":"Pocket 4\"","offer_id":58555858026656,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baby 5\"","offer_id":58555858059424,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toddler 7\"","offer_id":58555858092192,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth 9\"","offer_id":58555858124960,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Adult 11\"","offer_id":58555858157728,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/5682\/0640\/files\/download_0fd6d1b0-e463-4d07-a7ba-f356c84373b6.jpg?v=1785201872","url":"https:\/\/sweetteetransfers.com\/products\/i-used-to-have-functional-brain-cells-checkered-sparkle-kids-dtf-transfer","provider":"Sweet Tee Transfers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}